Holy Tramp Stamp

So I was at a Stone Temple Pilots concert a few weeks ago and while I was standing in line to buy another beer I saw this.




Seriously? I know that tramp stamps are fucking cool (what else are we supposed to aim at), but talk about a bad choice of phrases. I wonder how sweet that will look in 30 years? So hopefully Mommy knows well enough to keep that thing covered later in life or better yet does not pass on her DNA. By the way, STP was fucking awesome but my camera ran out of batteries before they started so no pics. And Scott still put on a good show even with no H-Bomb. He did look a little fat...I guess getting off the H-Bomb will do that to you.

The NFL Learned How to Dougie

I've noticed this season that a bunch of NFL players are getting their Dougie on in the end zone. Braylon Edwards was the first one I saw do it against the Patriots. He managed to pick up a 15 yard taunting penalty for doing it right in the defenders face. The commentary in the background is funny as fuck.




A few other videos that I have found are Reggie Bush, against the Arizona Cardinals.




49rs Reggie Smith.





And my least favorite, from today's ridiculous Packers game, Anthony Armstrong.

Dirty Old Brett

So Brett was creeping on some chick that worked for the Jets while Brett played in New York. Brett allegedly sent strange text messages and voice mails, as well as "lewd" photos i.e. pictures of his cock. Really Brett? That chick is 15 years younger than you. The story broke on deadspin.com on Thursday. Brett has yet to comment and has only stated that he is focused on playing the Jets on Monday Night. I wonder if Jenn will be at the game to see him play. I wonder how Brett's wife feels about this. It would've never happened had he just fucking stayed retired. Cheers.

Blast From The Past

Since it's Homecoming Weekend in Carbondale, I dug up some old memories to share. For those of you the remember Kid Bacardi and College Drunk Fest, her is a link to the CDF Archive. For those of you that have never heard of CDF you are in for a drunken treat. This is a website that I started in college and it details the chaos that was my life in college. If you have heard of Tucker Max, well, he aint got shit on me. Crack open a Keystone and drink till you black out...Good Luck Cdale.

Fuck Randy Moss

So the word is that Randy Moss is working out the details of a contract with the Vikings. The trade was Randy for a 3rd Round Pick. Randy began his career in Minnesota and it looks like he will be back there by Sunday. Bret Favre has in the past offered to give up money for a chance to throw the ball to Randy. This all pisses me the fuck off but it does make the NFC North that much more interesting. See you on Oct. 24th Randy...I will kick you and Brett both in the dick. Go Pack Go.

Cartel Bird?

I need one of these...English speaking though. Cheers.

$40K Finger

Tennessee Titans assistant coach Chuck Cecil was fined $40K by the NFL today for letting the refs know what he thought of a call in the 2nd quarter of yesterdays game. After his D was flagged for lining up in the neutral zone, Cecil let the bird fly in the direction of the refs. Seriously? $40K for that? Worse things are said on the field every play. The NFL is going a bit far on this one in my opinion. These men are in the business of fierce competitions. Who fucking cares if they flip each other off? They are trying to hurt each other...Sticks and Stones? In my opinion, it think Cecil should send the NFL a picture of him flipping off the camera with the check enclosed...Fuck you very much.