My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

I just downloaded Kanye West's new album "My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy" and welllllll...I heard it all already. Don't get me wrong, I liked the G.O.O.D. Friday shit, but seriously? There are only 4 tracks that I haven't heard. WTF...glad I didn't pay for it. Kanye...good shit...seriously...it's hard to sell albums when everybody already has it. The worst part of it all is that some of my favorite G.O.O.D. Friday releases didn't even make the cut.

Nas And Damian Marley Tonight

I am going to see Nas and Damian Marley tonight at the Marquee. Its a small venue so I am hoping to get close as fuck and shot some video. Check back tomorrow for the full report. For now check out this video for their song "As We Enter" off of their album "Distant Relatives". Cheers

Talk About A Dick Shot

I came across this video today and then my roommate "The Gi" (not sure what that means)also sent it to me so I thought I would share it with everyone. I'm guessing that right about now Brett is wishing that somebody had "texted" him that dick shot. I also read yesterday that Favre may sit 1 or 2 games to rest his "pussy-idis". I don't buy it. I think he is trying to deflect the attention from his cock to his pussy. I fully expect to see him play in two weeks when I am at Lambeau. That's all for now, Cheers.

Holy Tramp Stamp

So I was at a Stone Temple Pilots concert a few weeks ago and while I was standing in line to buy another beer I saw this.




Seriously? I know that tramp stamps are fucking cool (what else are we supposed to aim at), but talk about a bad choice of phrases. I wonder how sweet that will look in 30 years? So hopefully Mommy knows well enough to keep that thing covered later in life or better yet does not pass on her DNA. By the way, STP was fucking awesome but my camera ran out of batteries before they started so no pics. And Scott still put on a good show even with no H-Bomb. He did look a little fat...I guess getting off the H-Bomb will do that to you.

The NFL Learned How to Dougie

I've noticed this season that a bunch of NFL players are getting their Dougie on in the end zone. Braylon Edwards was the first one I saw do it against the Patriots. He managed to pick up a 15 yard taunting penalty for doing it right in the defenders face. The commentary in the background is funny as fuck.




A few other videos that I have found are Reggie Bush, against the Arizona Cardinals.




49rs Reggie Smith.





And my least favorite, from today's ridiculous Packers game, Anthony Armstrong.

Dirty Old Brett

So Brett was creeping on some chick that worked for the Jets while Brett played in New York. Brett allegedly sent strange text messages and voice mails, as well as "lewd" photos i.e. pictures of his cock. Really Brett? That chick is 15 years younger than you. The story broke on deadspin.com on Thursday. Brett has yet to comment and has only stated that he is focused on playing the Jets on Monday Night. I wonder if Jenn will be at the game to see him play. I wonder how Brett's wife feels about this. It would've never happened had he just fucking stayed retired. Cheers.

Blast From The Past

Since it's Homecoming Weekend in Carbondale, I dug up some old memories to share. For those of you the remember Kid Bacardi and College Drunk Fest, her is a link to the CDF Archive. For those of you that have never heard of CDF you are in for a drunken treat. This is a website that I started in college and it details the chaos that was my life in college. If you have heard of Tucker Max, well, he aint got shit on me. Crack open a Keystone and drink till you black out...Good Luck Cdale.

Fuck Randy Moss

So the word is that Randy Moss is working out the details of a contract with the Vikings. The trade was Randy for a 3rd Round Pick. Randy began his career in Minnesota and it looks like he will be back there by Sunday. Bret Favre has in the past offered to give up money for a chance to throw the ball to Randy. This all pisses me the fuck off but it does make the NFC North that much more interesting. See you on Oct. 24th Randy...I will kick you and Brett both in the dick. Go Pack Go.

Cartel Bird?

I need one of these...English speaking though. Cheers.

$40K Finger

Tennessee Titans assistant coach Chuck Cecil was fined $40K by the NFL today for letting the refs know what he thought of a call in the 2nd quarter of yesterdays game. After his D was flagged for lining up in the neutral zone, Cecil let the bird fly in the direction of the refs. Seriously? $40K for that? Worse things are said on the field every play. The NFL is going a bit far on this one in my opinion. These men are in the business of fierce competitions. Who fucking cares if they flip each other off? They are trying to hurt each other...Sticks and Stones? In my opinion, it think Cecil should send the NFL a picture of him flipping off the camera with the check enclosed...Fuck you very much.

Packers Win

The Packers once again managed to win today against the Lions. After the self destruction last week against the bears, I cannot believe how weak they looked for most of the second half. The Packers really need to start getting more consistency on the offensive side of the football. When they are clicking they can't be stopped, but when things don't seem to be going their way, they lose to teams like the bears. Arron Rodgers has all the weapons that he needs, but it would nice to give him some kind of running game so he doesn't have to throw on every down.

Defensively, the Pack need to get off the field on 3rd downs. they continue to bend but not break, but really cannot continue to play this poorly and expect to go deep into January. Clay Matthews and Charles Woodson continue to bring it every week. Chuckster had his 10th career pick 6 today, 8th as a Packer. These guys are electric to watch.

You can check out ESPNs recap here. Go Pack Go.

My Life: The True Story

At almost 28, I have decided that I have seen way more bullshit than I have needed to and need to fucking vent. First of all, I want to let everyone know that I am an asshole and my shit does not stink. I think 88% of the people that I encounter on a day to day basis are just plain stupid (that is a generous estimate). And I enjoy all kinds of attention, so please send me hate mail. Right about now…if you’ve made it this far…are wondering “why the fuck am I reading this?” The answer is, because you really don’t have shit better to do. I know a little about a lot and enough to bullshit my way through anything, or can at least tell you what not to do. So if I haven’t lost you yet, maybe you’ll learn a thing or two. Enjoy the Shit Show.